Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Big Ben Busted

"Big Ben" Roethlisberger has singlehandedly contributed toward improving race relations in this country by proving that it doesn't matter whether you are black or white, you can still behave like a moron.

His six game suspension will cost him more than $473,000 per game or almost three million dollars. In addition, the Pittsburgh Steelers team will be fined several hundred thousand dollars, and there are rumors that he is being offered in trade for a top ten draft pick. The Steeler organization has always been very conservative and very professional, and are fed up with athletes that act like this. That's why they sent Santonio Holmes packing.

Three million for a "roll in the hay" (or should I say "booty in the bathroom") - Ben could have hired all of Tiger's mistresses for a year with money left over.

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